Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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