we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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