so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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