we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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