You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I lost the right to judge tonight
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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