Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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