In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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