i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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