i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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