the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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