So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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