I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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