Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it's great music for shaving your balls
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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