Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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