and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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