Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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