He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
