im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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