wat bout pragnant strippers??
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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