Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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