I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
