I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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