then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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