I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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