Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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