It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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