I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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