just come out here and I will go home with you...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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