Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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