He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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