we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize