It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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