What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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