so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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