she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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