so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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