I heard we made out
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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