And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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