If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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