.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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