I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Randomize