when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
vagina is talking i cant
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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