so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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