you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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