He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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