Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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