I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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