I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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