shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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