Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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