another moral hangover. fuck.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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