He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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