4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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