This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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