I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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